In light of the recent Baldur’s Gate controversy, we’re adding a new enemy to Project SOCJUS. Introducing: the Beam Dog.
The Beam Dog has four abilities:
Lay Trap
The Beam Dog deploys a beam trap from its
rear end every few seconds. Enemies that trigger the trap will be shot with a
laser. The traps can be destroyed by the player.
Shockwave Bark
The Beam Dog’s bark is worse than its bite – literally; its bark can damage and stun the player at close range.
Distress Call
When the Beam Dog is losing a fight, it will howl to summon nearby SJWs to its aid.
Beam Cannon
The Beam Dog’s namesake. Abandoning all subtlety, the Beam Dog fires a searing beam that cuts across the screen. Because the Beam Dog has no self-awareness, it damages both friend and foe alike.






